Anti-Sora vs. 1000 Heartless | ♛
The arrival of evil grandpa
“There are many worlds but they share the same sky-one sky, one destiny.”
She’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s miss United States.
(found in Facebook)
*aggressively collects money in a video game*
*never buys anything with it*
it’s like some kind of sick security from not having real life money
it just feels so good
You know… If Sora, Riku, and Kairi actually went on their crappy little raft made of twigs and sticks and their like 2 coconuts
They would die
Like they would have literally died
The darkness saved their 13 year old asses jesus christ
You know what else…Even if there raft was built well, they only brought 3 mushrooms, 2 coconuts, 1 bottle of water, 1 seagull egg and 3 fishes. This wouldn’t have even lasted one day among three people. Also how the fuck were they going to eat that egg? Raw? Thats how you get fucking salmonella poisoning. And eating raw fish could give you parasites.
Like they could’ve gotten some pretty bad diseases. So yeah, they got really lucky.
And one more thing: they were trying to get to NEW WORLDS on a raft. You need a spaceship to get to new worlds. I’d like to see Riku attempt to build a spaceship.
all Maleficant wants is a better castle than everyone.